Midnight4568

assassin-bioweapon:

my mom reacts to vocaloid

I showed her more but these are my top 10

parents are using my computer
parents: come here
me: i'm going
my thoughts: OH NO NO NO NO THEY DISCOVERED EVERYTHING, THEY FOUND MY HIDDEN VIDEOS, AND THE PICTURES OF THORKI, THE LEMONS, THE JGV, THE SENSITIVE PORNOGRAPH OVAS I DOWNLOADED, THE HARDCORE MANGAS, THE TWINCEST, THE YAOI, THE GAY PORN, THE FANFICTION THEY MUST HAVE DISCOVERED MY TUMBLR AND THEY SAW ALL THE PERVERTED THINGS I POSTED OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW WHAT IS THE LESS PAINFUL WAY TO COMMIT SUICIDE
arrives where parents are
parents: can you help us send this e-mail?

why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

rebeccacablah:

phrux:

phrux:

Why are artists so broke?

They always forget to save.

stop

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.
You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.
When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

thecatalier:

flagget:

keatonpickles:

trevorabarber:

deltasandshields:

wat

I love this toss so much. And it’s actually really easy to do.

You lay the silk flat on the ground and put the (in this case paper/glitter) on the silk near the pole. Then roll it up until it’s all covered by the rolled part.

When you toss the silk will unroll and release what you put in it at the peak of the toss.

wat

things go in flag, roll flag like burrito, clench tight until you toss, burrito goes poof, things rain down, pretty

thanks science side of tumblr

pokernon:

i cant believe the entire state of arizona only costs 99 cents

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

cosplayadoration:

Hocus Pocus. / Costumes: Castle Corsetry / Models: Birds of Play as Winifred and Sarah Sanderson, Chrissy Lynn as Mary Sanderson & Strange Like That Cosplay as Billy Butcherson / Photographer: Joits Photography 

thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

angelicblueeyes:

fixed it

angelicblueeyes:

fixed it

starllex:

my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

wordsofdiana:

Filed away under “things I didn’t know I needed in my life”.

wordsofdiana:

Filed away under “things I didn’t know I needed in my life”.

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things